For a while there, we thought you weren't going to make it today. Your delivery status said "Package delayed due to inclement weather" - kinda ironic, considering what you are :)
Imagine our surprise when UPS rang the doorbell and left you at our doorstep ?
I still have images of my husband waving lovingly to the UPS truck - TWICE! - and the UPS guy sounding his horn in acknowledgement. 'Twas a very sweet moment.
Anyway, don't worry about performing well tonight. We know this isn't really your element, you're more of a freshly fallen powdered snow type and what we have now is more of a densely packed half-frozen mixture of snow and slush.